The Number 1 is what it fucking is. It is number. It is the lowest number possible other than that bullshit zero and the infamous negative numbers.
The number one is used to tell people they are good at something but truly, since 1 is the lowest, it is an insult. If you ever get a 1st place medal, throw it away and jack the guy in last place medal.
The Ultimate goal of the Number 1 is to murder everyone by the year 2899. If you keep taking 1st, it will happen. So get silver and bronze medals! The number 1 can only be defeated by the number 21.