Just cook the damn thing in the toaster. No mo', no less.
If you can't do this, We here at the Random Trolling Wiki feel that you won't be able to do more shipt. So please, get this right, and you'll get a million dollars at some point in time. You will get a $200 fine if you lose.
TOAST! TOAST! TOAST! TOAST! TOAST!
Also bud, try not to burn down your house or neighborhood.